I was supposed to write an essay, but something went wrong.
lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
"I’ll make you moan, over"
"bend what? over"
original from Dangan Ronpa 4koma
translation by UmiHoshi @ all-the-fluff
For your first date take her to see the sappiest romance movie in the cinema. Near the end secretly take out your phone and read the bit of the Full Metal Alchemist manga where Mustang cries at Hughes’s funeral. When she looks over and sees the tears streaming down your face she will be amazed at how compassionate and sensitive you are.
last night i had this dream where shrek was turned into a lady ogre and fionna was asked if it was cool with her and she said “yes i am bishrekual” and i woke up crying